Titrenkan is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, merciless sheep.

Titrenkan created the Sunflower Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Titrenkan, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Titrenkan, he will be mildly annoyed.

Titrenkan's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Titrenkan's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured whales.

2. Always count to eight before sleeping.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate hamsters.

4. Always cleanse oil with water.

5. Always stare at clouds.