Cundobpom Gigdunbit is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, bad-tempered dryad.

Cundobpom Gigdunbit created a strange quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cundobpom Gigdunbit, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cundobpom Gigdunbit, he will turn you into a tree.

Cundobpom Gigdunbit's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Cundobpom Gigdunbit's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured bats.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

4. Hide from fawn manatees for they are unholy.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.