Tunontmif is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, pitiless wombat.

Tunontmif created the Sol system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tunontmif, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tunontmif, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Tunontmif's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Tunontmif's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight foxes approach from the south.

2. Always store onions above ground.

3. Always act with humility.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force near eagles while wearing magenta ear rings and balancing six platinum spheres on your feet.

5. Never speak aloud of secrets.