Fithapnad is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, staggering bee.

Fithapnad created humankind four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fithapnad, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fithapnad, she will curse you with boils.

Fithapnad's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Fithapnad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight titanium sculptures of Fithapnad on top of important buildings.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fithapnad.

3. Never wear corsets.

4. Never mention snails.

5. Do not keep five rats in a large pit.