Xinxuccid is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, kind rhinoceros.

Xinxuccid created energy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xinxuccid, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Xinxuccid, she will try to impress you with trees.

Xinxuccid's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Xinxuccid's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not wear yellow clothing.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.