Lambuglarg is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, kind jellyfish.

Lambuglarg created the Small Magellanic Cloud two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lambuglarg, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Lambuglarg, he will boil you in a big pot.

Lambuglarg's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Lambuglarg's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Worship no other gods but Lambuglarg.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics near dolphins while wearing mauve rings and balancing five tin spheres on your chest.