Nullbaphenrot is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, fussy goblin.

Nullbaphenrot created the Tadpole Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Nullbaphenrot, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nullbaphenrot, he will turn you into a mole.

Nullbaphenrot's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Nullbaphenrot's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never talk about squirrels.

3. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never hurt whales.