Millandan is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, charitable butterfly.

Millandan created a down quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Millandan, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Millandan, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Millandan's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Millandan's Holy Commandments

1. Never fashion tools from ash.

2. Learn seven new languages a year.

3. Worship no other gods but Millandan.

4. Otters are not to be trusted.

5. Do not laugh in public.