Tanflagquill is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, fast gerbil.

Tanflagquill created the cosmos three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tanflagquill, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tanflagquill, it will ignore you.

Tanflagquill's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Tanflagquill's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Heed all signs.

3. Never feed nuts to ducks while wearing shorts.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force near gulls while wearing white shoes and balancing six aluminium spheres on your arms.

5. Never mix strawberries with water.