Yammipvon Cussxuccap is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, competent centaur.

Yammipvon Cussxuccap created a top quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yammipvon Cussxuccap, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Yammipvon Cussxuccap, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Yammipvon Cussxuccap's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Yammipvon Cussxuccap's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Never mark doors with gray.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

5. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Yammipvon Cussxuccap in the centre of the settlement.