Rilloparf is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, prudent swan.

Rilloparf created the cosmos seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Rilloparf, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rilloparf, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Rilloparf's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Rilloparf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never write about electromagnetism.

3. Always remove shoes before entering holy places.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always share tomatoes with strangers, but never with ducks.