Nullquagsid Vegmipfag is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, clever donkey.

Nullquagsid Vegmipfag created the Virgo Supercluster five million years ago.

If you believe in Nullquagsid Vegmipfag, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nullquagsid Vegmipfag, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Nullquagsid Vegmipfag's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Nullquagsid Vegmipfag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear platinum on your body.

2. Always act with obedience.

3. Never point your arms toward the north during prayer.

4. Do not speak sacred words in summer.

5. Never speak aloud of secrets.