Boncidsid is a god.

It takes the form of a small, emotional swan.

Boncidsid created an atom seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Boncidsid, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Boncidsid, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Boncidsid's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Boncidsid's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Boncidsid in the centre of the settlement.

2. Put Boncidsid first in all things.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never gather four tortoises in one place.

5. Never sing in spring.