Ortflygod is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, omnipotent cow.

Ortflygod created a down quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Ortflygod, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Ortflygod, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Ortflygod's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Ortflygod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always maintain obedience during holy days.

3. Do not gather at doors at dusk.

4. Do not step barefoot upon fawn earth.

5. Never speak of chaos in the presence of strangers.