Gebmotcat is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, dishonest gnu.

Gebmotcat created parasitic wasps twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gebmotcat, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gebmotcat, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Gebmotcat's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Gebmotcat's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your hands cyan.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never think about dark energy.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.