Satcidmot is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, loving guinea pig.

Satcidmot created the Sombrero Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Satcidmot, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Satcidmot, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Satcidmot's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Satcidmot's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear plain jumpers during rituals.

2. Never talk about asteroids.

3. Do not shave your head.

4. Never stain your legs with purple.

5. Always cleanse ash with water.