Komtagnellstragtettivid is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, emotional naga.

Komtagnellstragtettivid created the planet Mars eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Komtagnellstragtettivid, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Komtagnellstragtettivid, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Komtagnellstragtettivid's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Komtagnellstragtettivid's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt turtles.

2. Never wear purple boots.

3. Always count to five before sleeping.

4. Never gather seven shrews in one place.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.