Cibtiglim is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, boastful goat.

Cibtiglim created the Large Magellanic Cloud four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cibtiglim, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cibtiglim, it will think nothing of it.

Cibtiglim's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Cibtiglim's Holy Commandments

1. Never fashion tools from bone.

2. Retreat if four nematodes approach from the west.

3. Never remain standing at midday.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Hide if five dolphins approach from the south.