Donpogsis is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, staggering cobra.

Donpogsis created the Sombrero Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Donpogsis, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Donpogsis, it will turn you into a dog.

Donpogsis' most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Donpogsis' Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of turnips to mice while wearing gray kilts.

2. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Donpogsis on top of all buildings.

3. Never write about solid mechanics.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never go into orange rooms.