Yimmatjenrag is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, kind shark.

Yimmatjenrag created the Milkyway six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimmatjenrag, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Yimmatjenrag, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Yimmatjenrag's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Yimmatjenrag's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always remove ear rings before touching titanium.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Pray towards the west.