Niltalxin is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, pitiless hedgehog.

Niltalxin created everything that exists eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Niltalxin, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Niltalxin, she will come to you in dreams.

Niltalxin's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Niltalxin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never look at dwarf planets.

3. Do not gather at towers at midday.

4. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.

5. Always count to seven before sleeping.