Armyimdid is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, sapient porpoise.

Armyimdid created the solar system four years ago.

If you believe in Armyimdid, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Armyimdid, he will turn you into a plant.

Armyimdid's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Armyimdid's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never feed cherries to birds while wearing trousers.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Always count to eight before sleeping.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.