Nanbemvonkyok Monyatthit is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, smart dingo.

Nanbemvonkyok Monyatthit created the Sun five million years ago.

If you believe in Nanbemvonkyok Monyatthit, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nanbemvonkyok Monyatthit, it will turn you into a rock.

Nanbemvonkyok Monyatthit's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Nanbemvonkyok Monyatthit's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Never talk about optics near doves while wearing magenta shoes and balancing four platinum spheres on your legs.

4. Never eat gooseberries on fasting days.

5. Do not cook food in pots.