Tadlakgam is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, dishonest lobster.

Tadlakgam created vertebrates twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tadlakgam, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tadlakgam, she will turn you into a duck.

Tadlakgam's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Tadlakgam's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not dye your hair black.

3. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.