Ziggebgem is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, egotistical faun.

Ziggebgem created the Sombrero Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ziggebgem, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Ziggebgem, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Ziggebgem's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Ziggebgem's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about optics near rats while wearing blue jumpers and balancing five titanium spheres on your neck.

2. Learn eight new languages a year.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Put Ziggebgem first in all things.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.