Bogomtnat Mindadwod is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, almighty gorilla.

Bogomtnat Mindadwod created humankind six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogomtnat Mindadwod, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bogomtnat Mindadwod, he will remove you from existence.

Bogomtnat Mindadwod's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Bogomtnat Mindadwod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not kill sheep.

3. Never tolerate songs in holy places.

4. Do not fashion sacred items from bone.

5. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.