Gunrillnutt is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, charitable eagle.

Gunrillnutt created the Sombrero Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gunrillnutt, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gunrillnutt, it will boil you in a big pot.

Gunrillnutt's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Gunrillnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Heed all visions.

2. Shun those given to cruelty.

3. Never write about nucleic acids.

4. Never mix strawberries with blood.

5. Never talk about voles.