Bafsigart is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, unselfish fish.

Bafsigart created the Virgo Supercluster three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bafsigart, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bafsigart, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Bafsigart's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Bafsigart's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear plain tights during rituals.

2. Always help sick whales.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never feed onions to great tits while wearing orange shorts.

5. Do not fashion sacred items from ash.