Gebbud is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, omniscient tortoise.

Gebbud created Africa six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gebbud, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Gebbud, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Gebbud's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Gebbud's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never gather nine badgers near doors.

3. Always cleanse your hands after touching carbon.

4. Never mix beans with ash.

5. Do not listen to music.