Badbednurltonlistvidbopyarp is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, unselfish toad.

Badbednurltonlistvidbopyarp created the Sombrero Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Badbednurltonlistvidbopyarp, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Badbednurltonlistvidbopyarp, she will turn you into a goat.

Badbednurltonlistvidbopyarp's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Badbednurltonlistvidbopyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about spacetime near turtles while wearing green coats and balancing eight tin spheres on your back.

2. Pray only in firelight.

3. Always count to five before sleeping.

4. Badbednurltonlistvidbopyarp must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.