Sogbestcin is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, selfish zebra.

Sogbestcin created humankind nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sogbestcin, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Sogbestcin, it will come to you in dreams.

Sogbestcin's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Sogbestcin's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sogbestcin.

2. Pray only in moonlight.

3. Never sit in the presence of ducks.

4. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Sogbestcin in the centre of the settlement.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sogbestcin.