Vogpanglap is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, kind aardvark.

Vogpanglap created a Higgs boson eight million years ago.

If you believe in Vogpanglap, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Vogpanglap, she will not invite you to parties.

Vogpanglap's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Vogpanglap's Holy Commandments

1. Always help mice in need.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. You must never eat lentils.

5. Never allow snakes to sleep beneath your roof.