Stervedflab is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, prudent dugong.

Stervedflab created the Black Eye Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Stervedflab, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Stervedflab, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Stervedflab's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Stervedflab's Holy Commandments

1. Pray only in shadows.

2. Do not travel during autumn.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.