Vanfab is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, unselfish bat.

Vanfab created the Cigar Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vanfab, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Vanfab, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Vanfab's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Vanfab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not step barefoot upon mauve earth.

4. Never wear yellow dresses on sacred days.

5. Do not hurt sheep.