Zedingzod is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, deceitful rhinoceros.

Zedingzod created the Sun two years ago.

If you believe in Zedingzod, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Zedingzod, he will throw large rocks at you.

Zedingzod's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Zedingzod's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not hurt sheep.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Zedingzod in the centre of the settlement.