Hablogtonk is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, cheerful swallow.

Hablogtonk created the Sunflower Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hablogtonk, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Hablogtonk, it will be mildly annoyed.

Hablogtonk's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Hablogtonk's Holy Commandments

1. Always check lakes for frogs.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never travel toward the north during autumn.

4. Do not shave your feet.

5. Shun those given to greed.