Viltipjop is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, impressive mink.

Viltipjop created a strange quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Viltipjop, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Viltipjop, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Viltipjop's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Viltipjop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

2. Viltipjop loves aardvarks, so they must be respected.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never hop in the presence of doves.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.