Bidbogaf is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, merciful beaver.

Bidbogaf created the Sun twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bidbogaf, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bidbogaf, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Bidbogaf's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Bidbogaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed aubergines to horses while wearing corsets.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never prepare rice during autumn.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never talk about dwarf planets.