Hot is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, amazing finch.

Hot created Europe six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hot, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Hot, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Hot's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Hot's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow turtles to witness sacred rites.

2. Do not eat peas.

3. Always check lakes for frogs.

4. Always wear plain hats during rituals.

5. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.