Satdossbarn is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, vain faun.

Satdossbarn created a photon three million years ago.

If you believe in Satdossbarn, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Satdossbarn, he will throw large rocks at you.

Satdossbarn's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Satdossbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not step barefoot upon magenta earth.

2. Always store garlic above ground.

3. Always maintain obedience during days of mourning.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.