Quafcum is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, humane raven.

Quafcum created the Tadpole Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quafcum, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Quafcum, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Quafcum's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Quafcum's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed aubergines to geese while wearing trousers.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always store lentils above ground.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never feed lots of lemons to doves while wearing pink stockings.