Bangundonxuc is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, unthoughtful chicken.

Bangundonxuc created Europe three million years ago.

If you believe in Bangundonxuc, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bangundonxuc, he will boil you in a big pot.

Bangundonxuc's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Bangundonxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bangundonxuc.

5. Fast once a month.