Afmethun is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, dishonourable sheep.

Afmethun created carbon seven million years ago.

If you believe in Afmethun, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Afmethun, she will turn you into a worm.

Afmethun's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Afmethun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion sacred items from stone.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Run away if six eagles approach from the west.

4. Always help sheep in need.

5. Never eat peanuts.