Zakgofwodloopsanmitkop is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, benevolent swallow.

Zakgofwodloopsanmitkop created a charm quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zakgofwodloopsanmitkop, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Zakgofwodloopsanmitkop, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Zakgofwodloopsanmitkop's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Zakgofwodloopsanmitkop's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always check lakes for frogs.

3. Do not keep three rats in a large pit.

4. Do not sit at rivers.

5. Retreat if seven snakes approach from the north.