Davgepgid is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, tranquil yak.

Davgepgid created oxygen twelve years ago.

If you believe in Davgepgid, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Davgepgid, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Davgepgid's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Davgepgid's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Davgepgid.

2. Never eat onions.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

5. Do not resist balance.