Bastjarnmig is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, wise yak.

Bastjarnmig created the planet Jupiter four years ago.

If you believe in Bastjarnmig, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bastjarnmig, it will turn you into a duck.

Bastjarnmig's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Bastjarnmig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not skip in public.

3. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

4. Do not shave your face.

5. Do not prepare lentils while filled with pride.