Kadxenrakfemragdadparkvid is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, humorless wren.

Kadxenrakfemragdadparkvid created Asia five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kadxenrakfemragdadparkvid, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Kadxenrakfemragdadparkvid, he will think nothing of it.

Kadxenrakfemragdadparkvid's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Kadxenrakfemragdadparkvid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark energy.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never pray while filled with fear.

4. Rats are not to be trusted.

5. Kadxenrakfemragdadparkvid loves monkeys, so they must be respected.