Misquimzandib Limdummeg is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, effective chinchilla.

Misquimzandib Limdummeg created water eight million years ago.

If you believe in Misquimzandib Limdummeg, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Misquimzandib Limdummeg, he will turn you into a rock.

Misquimzandib Limdummeg's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Misquimzandib Limdummeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak aloud of names.

2. Never handle lead while unclean.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Run away if eight nematodes approach from the south.

5. Do not contemplate the weak nuclear force during the night.