Arfkemdit is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, strong bear.

Arfkemdit created Mount Everest five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arfkemdit, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Arfkemdit, he will turn you into a sheep.

Arfkemdit's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Arfkemdit's Holy Commandments

1. Never fashion tools from ash.

2. Never eat parsnips.

3. Do not wear nickel on your body.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Arfkemdit.

5. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.