Fenkemjat is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, benevolent swan.

Fenkemjat created light seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fenkemjat, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fenkemjat, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Fenkemjat's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Fenkemjat's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather six birds in one place.

2. Do not laugh at forests.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always share peas with strangers, but never with eagles.

5. Pray only in moonlight.