Meglakflig is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, loving hyena.

Meglakflig created the Sun six billion years ago.

If you believe in Meglakflig, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Meglakflig, she will try to impress you with trees.

Meglakflig's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Meglakflig's Holy Commandments

1. Never touch ash while clean.

2. Always count to six before sleeping.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never cross mountains at midnight.